New Windsor

 
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A space invader from another galaxy has every so often been perceived walking a Great Dane before sunrise on a shady New Windsor avenue.

Ludwig van Beethoven is every so often seen looking through flat windows in New Windsor at the stroke of midnight.

The alien commander of a UFO has been spotted on frequent occasions rummaging around in garbage container on a New Windsor residential street.
    
A large chilling ghost may every so often be spotted on a New Windsor street after midnight. Locals who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who are brave enough to disrupt the serenity in New Windsor. Regardless of what people exclaim, this spirit undeniably is creepy; one that is better not disrupted.

An extremely large parakeet was perceived looking at a guy snoozing in an armchair in an apartment in New Windsor.

 

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