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A colossal civet is from time to time perceived in a Newton secondary school before sunrise strolling the halls.

A massive chipmunk can from time to time be noticed looking at the water by Lake Jasper Dam after midnight.

A space man from another galaxy was observed staring at the panorama from the apex of Jordan Hill in the early morning hours.
    
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up in a mobile home near Newton.

A mermaid was noticed drifting along East Crooked Creek at midnight.

An enormously scary ghost showed up in Jasper County State Prairie Chicken Sanctuary on a dark night hauling a dead body over the grass. When made out the ghost approached the watcher who then ran off.

A gargantuan jaguar was noticed trying to find an object beside a parked Buick in a Newton parking lot before dawn.

An enormous puma has frequently been distinguished in a Newton area store, pacing the aisles.
 

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