New Canton

 
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A gargantuan mountain goat may from time to time be perceived soaring over Brewster Settling Basin at the stroke of midnight.

A giant tapir was noticed down near Jennings Spring after midnight devastating a glove.

The alien commander of a flying saucer emerged by Barney Backup looking for a box.

An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy was made out examining Grubb Hollow in detail before dawn.
    
A huge cheetah appeared smoking a pipe down at the water at Murphy Bay.

 

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