New Boston

 
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Nicolaus Copernicus has been distinguished on several occasions at Boston Bay at the stroke of midnight gazing down into the water.

A space alien from deep space can every now and then be perceived in Ferry Landing Recreation Area after midnight dining on a steak.

A massive hedgehog was observed at Iowa River late in the night chucking chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
    
The creepy phantom of a Hun was witnessed smoking a cigar at Mississippi River Lock Dam Number Seventeen on a dark night. When the ghost was made out it disappeared into the air. One of the local residents confidently claims that this ghost is the struggling spirit of an old New Boston local.

A gargantuan orangutan became visible at the stroke of midnight crawling out of Half Moon Slough drenched in mud.

 

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