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These are some lies we made up about New Baden.
A colossal burro was seen attempting to conceal a cadaver in Benson Slough at midnight.
A giant opossum showed up gazing down beside the waterfront at Muskrat Lake.
A Centrosaurus was observed in the center of Elkhorn Creek attempting to touch something.
A headless female has often been distinguished taking in the landscape at Rocky Ford Pond Dam late in the night. Based on what the local residents argue, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while passing through New Baden in the past.
A space invader from another solar system is often spotted gazing at the sight from the top of Heimanns Hill very late at night.
A massive horse has supposedly been distinguished on several instances snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in New Baden.
The ghost of a 10 feet tall colossal man may repeatedly be observed performing a melody on a guitar in a New Baden flat. People who have perceived this ghost argue this
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ghost takes pleasure in terrifying folks who dare to interrupt the silence in New Baden. In any case, this is a bad phantom that any rational person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From New Baden
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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