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An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy may repeatedly be made out shouting at a bush in Apakeska Grove very late at night.

A woman carrying her head beneath her arm may be spotted very often by Ackleys Run gripping a human skull.
    
William Shakespeare has sometimes been spotted being in a derelict home in Newark.

A space invader from planet Neptune is now and then seen standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Newark.

The ghost of a guy with half his head gone is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of instances looking at the water by Milhurst Lake Dam at night. If you talk to the locals, this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while passing through Newark some time ago.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Newark

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