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These are some lies we made up about Neponset.
The Pied Piper can frequently be made out swallowing blood from a beaker up on the highest spot of Indian Hill.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every now and then been spotted in Francis Park in the early morning hours dragging a dead body through some bushes.
A man's body having the head of an animal is every now and then made out sitting on a couch in a residence close to Neponset. Well, this is a bad spirit that should be avoided.
A massive kitten may every so often be observed smoking a pipe by Coal Creek.
A space alien from planet Saturn was seen at Johnson Sauk Trail Lake Dam at night reading a newspaper.
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Ghost Sightings From Neponset
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Ghost Sightings From Neponset
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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