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These are some lies we made up about Neoga.
A massive finch has regularly been spotted moving orbs about in a canoe on Lake Mattoon.
A gigantic beaver is known to have been made out on frequent occasions by Lake Mattoon Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
A huge guinea pig may repeatedly be made out staring angrily at the eye witness by Brush Creek.
A space alien can be observed often trying to flag down cars along a murky highway in the vicinity of Neoga.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an alien spacecraft has occasionally been spotted sending an envelope at a Neoga post office.
An alien tourist from space is now and then made out slurping diesel from a pump at a fueling station in Neoga.
The spirit of a teenage girl can from time to time be spotted conversing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was there. Folks claim that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Neoga in the past.
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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