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These are some lies we made up about Naperville.
An enormous wolf can be seen very often gazing at the waves down near the waterfront at Centennial Beach at the stroke of midnight.
A giant kid has once in a while been seen by Fawell Dam at midnight looking at the water.
An enormous pony is once in a while seen playing a tune on a harpsichord in a Naperville house.
The spirit of a lady with words carved into her nose has allegedly been seen on numerous occasions dragging a dead body over the grass in Abbeywood Park around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from outer space can every so often be noticed swallowing blood from a container in East Branch Du Page River.
A huge lion has frequently been observed in a Naperville secondary school late at night marching the corridors.
A female with worms crawling out of her mouth has allegedly been noticed on numerous occasions chopping down a lofty tree in Green Valley County Forest Preserve on a dark night. Folks who have witnessed this spirit
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argue this spirit loves terrifying foolhardy people who are courageous enough to disrupt the quiet in Naperville.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her head may often be spotted in a mirror in a Naperville mobile home; the ghost was exclusively perceptible in the mirror.
The ghost of a bound up woman may be seen over and over again
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on the shore of Lake Law smoking a cigar. A local person declares that this ghost loves frightening unwise people who come seeking ghosts in Naperville. In any case, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady with the head of a leprechaun has from time to time been distinguished in a house next to Naperville.
An enormous raccoon is sometimes witnessed in a Naperville area grocery store, striding the aisles.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been noticed on many instances in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor outside the park headquarters sobbing.
An martian voyager from deep space may every so often be made out shouting very late at night on a sidewalk in Naperville.
A female carrying her head under her arm was observed taking a rest at the dining table in a Naperville building attempting to express something. The phantom was gobbled up by the thin air after being made
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out. Regardless of what folks articulate, this is a nasty ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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