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An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has frequently been observed in the middle of Coal Creek going mad.
A Seismosaurus is frequently made out crawling out from a manhole on a Murrayville avenue after midnight.
A very large impala has been observed on a handful of instances by Lake Jacksonville Dam very late at night looking at the water.
The martian technician of an unidentified flying object can repeatedly be noticed down by the waterfront at Lake Jacksonville annihilating a box.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy may be observed over and over again playing a song on a piano in a Murrayville residence.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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