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The martian mechanic of a UFO may often be observed in Glenn Schlimpert Recreation Area in the early morning hours before sunrise sipping blood from a mug.

A space alien from planet Pluto has every so often been observed visiting Abneyville Rock before dawn.

An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is every now and then distinguished in Grand Canyon late in the night guzzling chlorine.
    
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship is rumored to have been distinguished on a few occasions standing by the side of a murky road next to Murphysboro.

A gargantuan musk deer may every now and then be spotted dispatching a postcard at a Murphysboro post office.

A colossal vicuna has regularly been spotted slurping gas from a gas pump at a gas station in Murphysboro.

An enormous chameleon is often perceived walking a Sheepdog on a dark night on a shadowy Murphysboro residential road.
 

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