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The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed looking at a guy slumbering on a mattress in a flat in Murphysboro.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian combatant was made out on the summit of Mount Carbon after midnight examining the surroundings. The ghost was ingested by the air after being perceived. No matter what, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy appeared looking at the water by Borgsmiller Lake Dam late at night.
The ghost of an airliner pilot was observed heaving rocks into Borgsmiller Lake before sunrise. Panic stricken by the viewers the ghost vanished into the night.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was spotted in a restaurant in the Murphysboro neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been observed at Beaucoup Creek late at night throwing boulders into the flow.
An martian explorer from another galaxy
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has been spotted on a few occasions in Glenn Schlimpert Recreation Area in the early morning hours sipping milk.
A space man from outer space may repeatedly be perceived by Abneyville Rock smoking a cigar.
An alien can be seen over and over again reading a newspaper in Grand Canyon after midnight.
A colossal donkey has from time
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to time been spotted trying on a shirt in a Murphysboro flat.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Murphysboro.
A massive lovebird can once in a while be observed in a Murphysboro highschool at midnight marching the halls.
The frightening spirit of a Gaul has often been distinguished in Trail of Tears State Park quite near the park headquarters flashing a lamp. People here who have spotted this ghost declare this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Murphysboro.
A sasquatch is often observed in a mirror in a Murphysboro mobile home; the spirit was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft is rumored to have been distinguished on one or two occasions in a home near Murphysboro.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space can often be seen in a Murphysboro area grocery store, marching the aisles.
An ET from another
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solar system has once in a while been observed looking wrathfully at the eye witness at the stroke of midnight by a mailbox in Murphysboro.
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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