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These are some lies we made up about Murdock.
An martian vacationer from another solar system may frequently be observed chucking pebbles into the flow at Brushy Fork late at night.
The ghost of a young lady wearing a blood-covered dress can be made out over and over again screaming at the eye witness to be off alongside a secluded road close to Murdock in the early morning hours.
A headless lady has from time to time been noticed standing by a secluded highway near Murdock.
The ghost of a teen girl is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances being carried by a bicycle on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Murdock.
A form with a skeleton face sporting shady robes may from time to time be spotted in a Murdock apartment. According to the local residents, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Murdock long ago.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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