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These are some lies we made up about Mozier.
An ET is now and then made out creeping out of Deer Slough drenched in mud in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been perceived on a few occasions in Rip Rap Landing State Fish And Waterfowl Management Area at night shining a light.
Cinderella may from time to time be witnessed trying on a hat in a Mozier house.
The phantom of a female with words carved into her head was witnessed screaming names of people in Belleview Hollow before sunrise. The ghost was ingested by the air after being seen. If you listen to the locals, this ghost enjoys scaring foolish people who are courageous enough to disturb the serenity in Mozier. In any case, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter on a dark night.
A gigantic koodoo appeared flinging stones into the current at Bay Creek after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Mozier
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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