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An enormous steer has allegedly been spotted on a few instances floating along Bear Creek late at night.
Julius Ceasar can sometimes be perceived looking at the landscape at Big Four Reservoir Dam late at night.
A massive parakeet has repeatedly been distinguished watching TV in a Mount Olive living room on a dark night.
A feminine body is often witnessed on a Mount Olive residential street late at night.
A Plateosaurus has been said to have been spotted on many occasions hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Mount Olive.
A gargantuan parrot may repeatedly be seen screaming in Walton Park late in the night.
An ET from space may be observed over and over again gazing at an old woman slumbering in a bed in a building in Mount Olive.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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