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These are some lies we made up about Mossville.
Ludwig van Beethoven is regularly seen chucking chunks of concrete in Boyds Hollow in the early morning hours.
A somewhat decomposed human corpse has been witnessed on many occasions stopping by High Point at night.
A woman in flames, clutching a gasoline container may frequently be witnessed trashing a glove in Bielfeldt Park at night.
An alien may be observed repeatedly hurling stones into Peoria Heights Reservoir before dawn.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has from time to time been seen being carried by a motorbike on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Mossville. One of the folks who live here definitely says that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Mossville.
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Ghost Sightings From Mossville
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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