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These are some lies we made up about Morton.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head is repeatedly seen in a store in the Morton area. Residents here claim that this ghost is that of a person who dwelled here in Morton some decades ago.
A massive kangaroo is rumored to have been perceived on many instances yelling at the onlooker to go away by Ackerman Creek.
A colossal woodchuck can regularly be perceived trying on clothes in a Morton flat.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head may be observed frequently at Bessler Lake Dam very late at night mounding pebbles. In any event, this ghost sure is chilling; one that you wouldn't wish to come across on a dark night.
A large frightening ghost has every now and then been seen fishing from the water's edge of Bessler Lake around midnight.
Henry VIII has been observed on frequent occasions ascending out of a storm drain on a Morton residential street at night.
The phantom of a bound up gentleman
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can from time to time be spotted snooping in mailboxes at night in Morton. A woman who lives here says that this ghost likes scaring unwise folks who have the courage to disrupt the tranquility in Morton.
An extraterrestrial was made out in Bennetts Terraqueous Gardens Nature Preserve very late at night smoking a pipe.
The ghost of a
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bum became visible at the entrance to Donnelley/Depue State Park reading a tabloid. The ghost talked about revenging a murder. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A gigantic alpaca showed up in a Morton highschool around midnight walking the corridors.
The ghost of a youthful lady soaked in blood was seen in a trailer close to Morton. The eye witness was frightened and ran away.
An extremely large dugong has frequently been seen trying to find a photo by a parked Buick in a Morton parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from another world is regularly observed in a Morton area shoe store, staggering the aisles.
A huge mandrill is known to have been made out on numerous occasions relaxing at the kitchen counter in a Morton trailer attempting to capture something.
The ghost of an old hag can repeatedly be distinguished marching through a trailer in Morton.
A woman's body having an animal's head has
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sometimes been distinguished traveling on a mule in the middle of a road right next door to Morton.
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Ghost Sightings From Morton
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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