Montrose

 
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An army outfit marching around devoid of a body in it came into view reading a newspaper at Montrose City Lake Dam after midnight. The phantom was gobbled up by the air after being distinguished.

The martian captain of a UFO was perceived grasping a headbone on the water's edge of Woodbury Lake.

An martian traveler from space appeared by Cottonwood Creek shouting.

An alien from planet Neptune was witnessed staring through residence windows in Montrose late in the night.
    
The spirit of a civil war soldier was spotted watching television in a Montrose living room at the stroke of midnight. Panicked by the eye witnesses the spirit fled into the shadows. No matter what, it's sure a menacing ghost that should be let alone.

 

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