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These are some lies we made up about Montrose.
A space man from the Moon was seen looking at the water by Montrose City Lake Dam before dawn.
A gigantic lemur was perceived swallowing root beer down next to the water's edge at Woodbury Lake.
The spirit of a woman with letters etched into her arm is often distinguished smoking a cigar mid stream in Cottonwood Creek.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her neck is rumored to have been noticed on one or two occasions pacing from apartment to apartment around midnight on a Montrose avenue. Many residents say this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Montrose local person.
The ghost of a chained up woman can repeatedly be distinguished rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Montrose flat on a dark night.
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Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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