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These are some lies we made up about Monmouth.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has every so often been made out having a seat in a beanbag in a residence in the neighborhood of Monmouth.
A space man has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances in Buster White Park on a dark night slurping blood from a container.
A huge warthog may every now and then be distinguished before sunrise rushing after a passing Buick on a dark road in close proximity to Monmouth.
The ghost of a civil war soldier has frequently been seen raking leaves in the back yard of a residence in Monmouth.
The ghost of a guy with words engraved into his hand is frequently perceived staring at the water by Citizens Lake Dam around midnight.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter dragging a dead deer is known to have been noticed on numerous instances throwing stones into Citizens Lake in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy can repeatedly
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be spotted seated on the floor in a home in Monmouth.
Archimedes may be seen repeatedly by Argyle Lake State Park grasping a human headbone.
A space man from planet Jupiter has sometimes been seen crying beside a streetlamp in Monmouth.
An extraterrestrial from another planet is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances
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strolling from house to house late in the night on a Monmouth residential road.
The spirit of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck may once in a while be distinguished relaxing at the dining table in a Monmouth mobile home.
A guy without a head was distinguished looking at people in a Monmouth mobile home through a door crack. There are additional testimonies with reference to this spirit in the area.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was noticed in a secluded spot next to Monmouth.
A very large lamb emerged spitting at passing cars beside a gloomy highway outside Monmouth.
An extremely menacing phantom was observed mailing a package at a Monmouth post office. Other folks close by have had identical sightings with an identical ghost.
An alien from planet Mercury has repeatedly been observed glugging down regular from a pump at a fuel station in Monmouth.
The spirit of an old female clutching a pistol is often observed discussing into the thin air as if someone else was near.
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ghost of an aged Indian chief has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances peeking through flat windows in Monmouth late at night. Some of those who live here claim this spirit gets pleasure from scaring folks who come seeking spirits in Monmouth.
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Ghost Sightings From Monmouth
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Ghost Sightings From Monmouth
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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