Metcalf

 
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A medusa has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions gathering sticks to make a fire in Mulberry Grove at night.

An martian tourist from another galaxy may now and then be spotted creeping up from a drain hole on a Metcalf road around midnight.

An enormous rhinoceros was noticed reading a newspaper in Four-H Club Fairgrounds very late at night.
    
An extraterrestrial from Saturn materialized by Clark Branch trying to find a woman.

The ghost of a man with a word engraved into his hand was noticed snooping in mailboxes at night in Metcalf. The ghost reacted to the onlooker. Anyhow, this is a horrible ghost that should be left alone.

 

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