Metcalf

 
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An alien tourist from the cosmos is known to have been made out on a handful of instances collecting sticks for a fire in Mulberry Grove at night.

Cinderella can occasionally be perceived nosing around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Metcalf.
    
A giant wildcat has repeatedly been seen screaming people's names in Four-H Club Fairgrounds late at night.

An extremely large koala is often noticed appearing scary in Clark Branch.

The ghost of an appallingly mangled huntsman pulling a dead deer has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances performing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Metcalf residence.

 

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