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These are some lies we made up about Metcalf.
An alien from another planet was made out among the trees of Mulberry Grove twinkling a light.
A gargantuan bison was seen concealing a body by a large rock in Four-H Club Fairgrounds at night.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been witnessed pulling a corpse from the ice cold water of Clark Branch before dawn.
Ludwig van Beethoven is frequently spotted up on the highest spot of Dole Hill calling out people's names.
The spirit of a gentleman with half his head missing has been said to have been distinguished on several occasions walking through a Metcalf vicinity cemetery. Whichever way, it is certainly a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Metcalf
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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