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These are some lies we made up about Metamora.
The alien commander of a flying saucer may be noticed frequently at Izaak Walton Lake Dam around midnight taking in the view.
An alien vacationer from another planet has once in a while been noticed looking crossly at the bystander down beside the shore at Bowen Lake.
The phantom of a dispossessed man is now and then spotted taking a rest in a beanbag in a trailer in Metamora. Loads of folks who live here claim this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Metamora.
An enormous springbok can sometimes be made out in Birchwood Park before dawn covering a body by a big rock.
A terrifying beast was seen in Burkett Hollow late in the night destroying a shoe. Further folks in close proximity have had matching experiences with a very similar ghost. Residents who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Metamora local resident. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a creepy ghost that
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should be avoided.
The ghost of a man outfitted as a gardener emerged strolling from apartment to apartment late at night on a Metamora avenue. This ghost is enormously active in this area; there have been a small number of other sightings of this specific ghost.
A female with a half translucent body was spotted chucking stones into the
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current at Blalock Creek after midnight. This is one of those phantoms that is made out often nearby.
Aristotle emerged rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Metamora flat around midnight.
The ghost of a man having on a police uniform was distinguished seated at a coffee table in a Metamora flat. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody else near.
The phantom of an aged gentleman with a big gray beard was noticed in Donnelley/Depue State Park by the park headquarters trying to locate someone. The arrival of the observer scared the ghost who then vanished. Well, it unquestionably is a creepy ghost that is better not disrupted.
An alien from the Moon has regularly been distinguished in a wild spot right next door to Metamora.
A very large newt is frequently made out trying to get cars to stop beside a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Metamora.
The phantom of a guy sporting a soldier's uniform is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions sending a container at a Metamora
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Ghost Sightings From Metamora
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Ghost Sightings From Metamora
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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