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These are some lies we made up about Mendota.
An alien from another world has been made out on many occasions in Apple Orchard Park at midnight going mad.
An extremely large lamb may every now and then be perceived burrowing a crack at Lake Mendota Dam late in the night.
The Abominable Snowman has often been noticed searching for a map beneath a parked car in a Mendota parking lot at midnight.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is repeatedly spotted downing blood from a glass by a creepy high tree in Knoxe Grove.
An enormous mole has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions drifting down Fourmile Grove Creek in the early morning hours.
An alien vacationer from another world may regularly be observed in a Mendota area clothing store, wandering the aisles.
A space alien from Pluto can be seen very frequently smoking a pipe at midnight on a park bench in Mendota.
The ghost of an old sorceress has once in a while been noticed taking a
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rest at the dining table in a Mendota home conversing into the thin air. People claim that this ghost is the tormented spirit of an old Mendota person who lived here. Regardless of what people utter, it's a scary phantom that you would not want to come across late in the night.
A lady's body with a dog's head has supposedly been witnessed on
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a small number of occasions strolling through a building in Mendota.
A giant gila monster was noticed trying to locate a man in Buffalo Rock Park & Effigy Tumuli State Park by the ranger station.
An ET from another world showed up striding through a residence near Mendota.
Nicolaus Copernicus came into view at a coin operated phone in Mendota talking on the telephone.
A massive grizzly bear was distinguished trying to articulate something in the middle of a desolate road near Mendota late at night.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun was spotted being in a neglected mansion in Mendota. This is one of those spirits that is spotted frequently around here. A person who lives here declares that this phantom is the phantom of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Mendota in the past.
A Tyrannosaurus has frequently been seen mounted on a Harley on a murky road next to Mendota.
A somewhat decomposed human dead body has allegedly been seen on numerous occasions in a house in Mendota. One
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of the folks who live here confidently claims that this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Mendota some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Mendota
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Ghost Sightings From Mendota
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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