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These are some lies we made up about Mc Lean.
A beheaded woman materialized snooping in mailboxes at night in Mc Lean. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been many other sightings of this exact ghost.
The spirit of a young girl was seen in the middle of Clear Creek devouring an apple. This is one of those spirits that is noticed frequently close at hand. Anyway, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to come across on a dark night.
A space man from planet Mars became visible in Funks Grove Nature Preserve in the early morning hours pulling a corpse across the ground.
A sizeable scary monster was spotted in a Mc Lean secondary school at midnight pacing the halls.
A gigantic gazelle has regularly been made out in a mirror in a Mc Lean apartment; the phantom was solely visible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Lean
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Lean
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
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