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These are some lies we made up about Maywood.
A space invader from planet Jupiter may occasionally be distinguished in the middle of Addison Creek looking for a picture.
A space invader from another galaxy was made out before sunrise glancing over Miller Meadow.
The ghost of a gentleman with words etched into his back came into sight staring at the water by Lyons Dam at night. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted time and again in the vicinity. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space alien was distinguished in a home near Maywood.
An martian voyager from another solar system came into sight in Bemis Woods North before sunrise setting up camp.
A huge basilisk was perceived in a Maywood area supermarket, marching the aisles.
A sizeable creepy beast has regularly been noticed in Aiello Park at night pulling a body across the dirt.
A very large musk-ox has supposedly been noticed on a small number of instances
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up on Players Hill staring.
Vincent van Gogh may frequently be witnessed struggling to exclaim something on the water's edge of Lake O'Hare.
An extremely large ocelot may be observed over and over again having a seat at a table in a Maywood apartment struggling to grip something.
The ghost of a seriously mangled hunter hauling
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a dead bear has every now and then been witnessed mounted on a steed by the side of a road right next door to Maywood. It has been said that this exact ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who have the guts to disturb the quiet in Maywood.
A space man from Pluto is from time to time spotted strolling through a building near Maywood.
An enormous weasel has been noticed on several occasions appearing scary in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor quite near the ranger station.
A space man from the cosmos can every so often be observed at a coin operated phone in Maywood talking on the phone.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object has frequently been made out marching through a Maywood vicinity graveyard.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space is regularly witnessed in Chain O'Lakes State Park near the park headquarters going mad.
The ghost of a young woman with a wire around her neck is rumored to have been perceived on several instances burrowing an opening alongside
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a wild highway in the vicinity of Maywood after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Maywood
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Ghost Sightings From Maywood
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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