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The ghost of a gentleman holding a bloody axe may frequently be seen resting at the kitchen counter in a Mascoutah apartment. Scores of local residents say this ghost is that of a person who settled here in Mascoutah some time ago. In any case, it's undeniably a menacing ghost that is rather not disrupted.

An alien may be spotted over and over again in a desolate spot near Mascoutah.

An martian explorer from another galaxy is now and then perceived very late at night creeping out of Jew Lake drenched in mud.

An enormous zebu is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions covering a cadaver by a large boulder in Fayetteville Community Park late in the night.
    
An ET from another part of the galaxy may from time to time be seen mailing a parcel at a Mascoutah post office.

A very large sloth has often been distinguished gulping diesel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Mascoutah.

The alien technician of a UFO has been seen on a handful of occasions drifting by on Ash Creek after midnight.

An martian explorer from the cosmos may regularly be observed walking a Terrier in the early morning hours on a gloomy Mascoutah residential street.
 

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