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These are some lies we made up about Mapleton.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady has every now and then been seen in Alpha Park late in the night carrying a cranium. Based on what the people who live here argue, this ghost may well be a recognized former time local of Mapleton. No matter what folks say, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extraterrestrial is occasionally observed shouting by Brown Slough.
An alien explorer from another world has allegedly been seen on a few instances dragging a dead body from the ice cold water of Dry Run before sunrise.
A giant giraffe may sometimes be seen by Big Timber Lake Dam very late at night looking at the water.
A space alien from planet Saturn has often been noticed on the water's edge of Big Timber Lake meditating.
A black rat that turned into a lady is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can repeatedly be seen gardening in the side yard of a house in Mapleton.
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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