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These are some lies we made up about Manteno.
Marco Polo is every now and then seen seated at a coffee table in a Manteno apartment searching for a box.
A colossal addax has been made out on a handful of occasions in a metal boat on Lake Manteno dining on a cookie.
A space invader from another solar system was seen chucking bricks into the current at Black Walnut Creek at midnight.
An alien came into view staggering through a residence in Manteno.
The ghost of a civil war soldier was witnessed hauling a corpse over the grass in Bourbonnais Geological Area Nature Preserve at the stroke of midnight. This ghost is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been a handful of additional sightings of this individual ghost.
The ghost of a gentleman with a pentagram cut into his leg was made out staggering through a trailer close to Manteno. The eye witness fled after he noticed the ghost.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet was made out at a coin operated phone
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in Manteno using the telephone.
The Abominable Snowman has regularly been distinguished in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor quite near the ranger station attempting to articulate something.
A gargantuan mule has supposedly been perceived on a small number of occasions flickering a lantern beside a secluded highway
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in close proximity to Manteno late at night.
The ghost of a terribly mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar may repeatedly be perceived reasoning quite near Goose Lake Prairie State Park.
A female lacking a head may be perceived often hanging out in an uninhabited building in Manteno.
A sizeable scary giant has sometimes been witnessed standing by a wild highway in the neighborhood of Manteno.
A massive springbok has purportedly been perceived on a small number of instances mounted on a bike on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Manteno.
A space alien from another planet may from time to time be seen in a flat in Manteno.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft has frequently been witnessed pacing along a deserted road close to Manteno.
Vincent van Gogh is regularly witnessed seated in a beanbag in a home next to Manteno.
An martian vacationer from deep space has supposedly been noticed on a handful of occasions before sunrise pursuing a passing car on a shadowy road near Manteno.
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Ghost Sightings From Manteno
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Ghost Sightings From Manteno
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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