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These are some lies we made up about Manito.
An ET from Mars showed up on the highest spot of Hickory Grove Hill late in the night observing the panorama.
A space invader from outer space was observed throwing pieces of wood in Spring Lake State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A huge lynx was seen in a Manito trailer.
The ghost of a flight attendant is regularly seen hunting with a crossbow in Sand Ridge State Forest late in the night.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief has allegedly been seen on several instances strolling next to a deserted highway next to Manito.
A colossal ape can repeatedly be witnessed appearing in a closet mirror.
A medusa may be perceived often having a seat on a bench in a home near Manito.
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Ghost Sightings From Manito
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Ghost Sightings From Manito
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
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