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These are some lies we made up about Macon.
A big terrifying beast can often be witnessed chucking rocks into the flow at Dry Branch on a dark night.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a big axe has now and then been seen sending an envelope at a Macon post office. Residents here who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost may well be a celebrated past resident of Macon. One thing's for certain, it unquestionably is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The frightening phantom of a Barbarian is from time to time seen swallowing soda pop in Borg Warner Field in the early morning hours before sunrise. People say that this phantom is possibly the undeparted phantom of a person who used to have a house here in Macon.
An alien has been noticed on a handful of occasions glugging down gas from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Macon.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship can every so often be made out chatting into the night as if someone besides was near.
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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