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An extremely large steer is regularly seen around midnight floating down on Alloway Creek.
A body with a skeleton face having on shady robes has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions in Brock Park after midnight burying a cadaver by a large rock.
A huge burro may regularly be observed flashing a lamp in a sail boat on Brock Lake.
A wandering ghost may be seen often in a house in close proximity to Mackinaw.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior has now and then been observed by Boyles Lake Dam in the early morning hours looking at the water. In any event, it's a creepy ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to bump into.
The ghost of a plane pilot is now and then witnessed looking for a shoe next to a parked Nissan in a Mackinaw parking lot at night.
A space alien from another solar system may from time to time be spotted gazing angrily at the witness at night by a road sign in Mackinaw.
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Ghost Sightings From Mackinaw
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Ghost Sightings From Mackinaw
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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