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These are some lies we made up about Lyons.
An alien from Venus was made out at Lyons Dam at the stroke of midnight holding a cranium.
A half see-through man clothed as the skipper of a liner came into sight looking over Miller Meadow late at night. The spirit spoke of avenging a homicide. One of the folks who live here strongly asserts that this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come seeking phantoms in Lyons. Either way, it undeniably is a scary phantom that any sane person wouldn't want to meet.
The spirit of a youthful man having on a confederate uniform was distinguished howling by Addison Creek. The observer panicked and ran away.
An ET from space became visible standing by a secluded road in the neighborhood of Lyons.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen in Airie Crown Woods after midnight scooping out a hollow in the earth.
An Iguanodon has regularly been made out up on the summit of Players Hill trying to grab something.
A space
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invader from the Moon is repeatedly noticed flickering a flash light by Boomerang Slough.
A huge chinchilla has been observed on several occasions in Anderson Park before sunrise pondering.
A space invader from another planet may repeatedly be perceived traveling on a moped on a shadowy highway near Lyons.
The ghost of a bum can
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be observed very frequently in a flat in Lyons.
The ghost of a youthful female covered in blood has once in a while been observed in a Lyons house. In any case, this is a hostile phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of an aged witch is once in a while seen striding along a secluded road in close proximity to Lyons.
An extraterrestrial has been distinguished on one or two occasions going out of control in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor near the park headquarters.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can now and then be observed showing up in a mirror.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body has often been seen late at night sprinting after a passing VW on a dark road in the vicinity of Lyons.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun is often spotted in Kankakee River State Park right by the park headquarters trying to locate a map. No matter what, it certainly is a chilling ghost that should be let alone.
Cinderella has
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supposedly been spotted on one or two instances in the rear seat of a pickup by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Lyons
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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