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These are some lies we made up about Lowpoint.
Leonardo da Vinci is from time to time made out staying in an abandoned mansion in Lowpoint.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been spotted on one or two occasions taking pleasure in the panorama at Izaak Walton Lake Dam at night.
The phantom of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable beard and a wooden left leg may from time to time be observed in a wooden boat on Izaak Walton Lake crying out people's names.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen drifting down Coon Creek late in the night.
An martian voyager from space appeared being carried by a Harley on a gloomy road close to Lowpoint.
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Ghost Sightings From Lowpoint
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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