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These are some lies we made up about Lombard.
An ET from another part of the galaxy has every so often been observed beneath a bloodcurdling towering tree in Churchill Woods crying.
A large frightening beast is now and then observed in a home close to Lombard.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions attempting to verbalize something in the middle of Lacey Creek.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet can once in a while be seen throwing bricks into Mays Lakes before dawn.
The ghost of a guy having half his head absent has often been distinguished at Lake Kadijah Dam after midnight terrifying folks.
The ghost of a young lady in a blood-covered wedding gown is regularly made out dragging a body across the dirt in Academy Park late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has been perceived on a few occasions searching for a book underneath a parked vehicle in a Lombard parking
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lot at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal steer may frequently be made out in a Lombard area auto part store, marching the aisles.
A beheaded lady can be spotted very often seated at a table in a Lombard building looking furiously at the watcher. Regardless of what folks utter, this spirit indisputably is creepy; one that should be avoided.
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enormous burro has every so often been spotted riding on a mare beside a highway in the neighborhood of Lombard.
The ghost of a teen girl is occasionally spotted in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor near the ranger station going mad. Local people who have witnessed this ghost declare this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Lombard.
A space alien from another solar system has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions at a coin operated phone in Lombard using the phone.
A gargantuan hamster can every so often be made out piling pieces of wood in the middle of a wild highway next to Lombard on a dark night.
A gargantuan platypus was perceived burning an object in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the ranger station.
A giant cony was observed being in a deserted dwelling in Lombard.
A character with a skeleton face having on dark robes came into sight standing by a secluded highway next to Lombard. This exact ghost has been observed very frequently
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Ghost Sightings From Lombard
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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