Lockport   These are some lies we made up about Lockport. An ET from another solar system is every so often observed watching television in a Lockport living room in the early morning hours. An ET has purportedly been spotted on one or two instances by Fiddyment Creek smoking a pipe.      The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object can now and then be spotted going through trash cans on a Lockport street. The ghost of a lady with a bag tied around her head was observed on a Lockport lane at night. The eye witness ran away after she set eyes on the phantom. An enormous gemsbok appeared in A F Hill Park in the early morning hours dragging a corpse over rocks. A space man from the Moon was perceived hovering in the air like a balloon in Lockport.   More Lies About Lockport On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Lockport Submit a lie about Lockport, Illinois: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Illinois Fun things to do in and near Lockport.   Lockport Lanes,  Bowling, Lockport Strike-N-Spare II,  Bowling, Lockport Haunted Trails,  Go Karts, Joliet, 3 miles away St Joe's Park Pony,  Amusement Park, Joliet, 4 miles away Comet Lanes,  Bowling, Crest Hill, 4 miles away Brunswick Zone XL - Romeoville,  Bowling, Romeoville, 5 miles away Lemont Lanes,  Bowling, Lemont, 6 miles away Gamestorm,  Video Arcade, Lemont, 6 miles away Joliet Town & Country Lanes,  Bowling, Joliet, 6 miles away Amf Bowling Centers Bolingbrook Lanes,  Bowling, Bolingbrook, 6 miles away Other untruthful towns near Lockport, Illinois: Romeoville, Illinois, 3 miles away Joliet, Illinois, 4 miles away Lemont, Illinois, 6 miles away Bolingbrook, Illinois, 6 miles away New Lenox, Illinois, 8 miles away Elwood, Illinois, 9 miles away Woodridge, Illinois, 9 miles away Downers Grove, Illinois, 9 miles away Manhattan, Illinois, 10 miles away Plainfield, Illinois, 10 miles away Darien, Illinois, 10 miles away Ghost Sightings From Lockport