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These are some lies we made up about Lisle.
A space man was witnessed snooping in mailboxes late at night in Lisle.
The ghost of a man dressed as a handy man became visible in Abbeywood Park at the stroke of midnight burying a body by a big rock. The viewer fled when he spotted the ghost.
A lady with a half transparent body was perceived in a Lisle highschool before dawn pacing the hallways. The ghost was unconcerned that there was someone other near. Folks argue that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Lisle long ago.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a police uniform appeared in Churchill Woods at the stroke of midnight climbing a towering tree. The arrival of the viewer alarmed the ghost who then vanished. Regardless of what folks state, it's sure a scary ghost that is rather not messed with.
A giant raccoon was spotted taking a swim down by Centennial Beach very late at night.
A medusa was distinguished in a home outside Lisle.
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extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has regularly been perceived tossing stones into the water at East Branch Du Page River before sunrise.
A space alien from another solar system is often spotted trying to locate a map under a parked Pontiac in a Lisle parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large mare may frequently
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be distinguished in a Lisle area grocery store, striding the aisles.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be seen over and over again outside Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor looking chilling.
A sizeable scary ogre has once in a while been spotted looking angrily at the viewer in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Lisle.
A space alien from the Moon is from time to time witnessed relaxing at a coffee table in a Lisle house going out of control.
The ghost of an aged man with a long white beard can occasionally be witnessed flinging bricks right by Chain O'Lakes State Park.
An extremely large muskrat is regularly observed striding through a trailer in Lisle.
A lady with a machete sticking out of her head has been witnessed on numerous occasions mounted on a camel along a road near Lisle. A local man says that this phantom likes frightening folks who dare to disturb the peace in Lisle. One thing's for sure, this is a bad spirit that you wouldn't wish
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to encounter on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Lisle
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Ghost Sightings From Lisle
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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