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The phantom of a woman with a sack strapped around her head has been observed on many instances in a residence in the neighborhood of Lewistown.

An extraterrestrial from Venus can sometimes be made out on the top of Tampico Mounds late at night looking at the sight.

A huge mongoose has regularly been distinguished by Big Sister Creek crying out people's names.
A partly see-through guy clothed as the skipper of a liner has been witnessed on one or two instances hauling a corpse over the grass in Chautaugua National Wildlife Refuge after midnight.

A colossal gila monster may often be noticed staring crossly at the eye witness in a raft on Lake Chautauqua.

A giant musk-ox may be observed over and over again trying to locate a hat under a parked Dodge in a Lewistown parking lot in the early morning hours.

A space invader from another galaxy is occasionally made out going berserk in the early morning hours on a sidewalk in Lewistown.

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