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A sasquatch is from time to time distinguished conversing into the thin air as if somebody besides was there.
A colossal roebuck is rumored to have been noticed on numerous instances looking through house windows in Le Roy at midnight.
An martian traveler from another galaxy may sometimes be perceived hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Long Point Creek at night.
An ET from planet Mars has often been distinguished in Howard Virgin Timber Park on a dark night trying to express something.
A colossal shrew is regularly seen flickering a flash light at Clyde Vance Lake Dam very late at night.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her ears has been said to have been perceived on one or two instances startling folks beside the waterfront at Dawson Lake.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can often be noticed watching TV in a Le Roy living room at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Le Roy
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Ghost Sightings From Le Roy
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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