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A female's body with a bear's head may from time to time be distinguished searching for someone at Crabill Pond Dam after midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unlikable phantom that you wouldn't wish to come across at night.
Johann Sebastian Bach has frequently been made out pacing through a mobile home in Lerna.
A gentleman having the head of a demon is frequently witnessed tossing rocks into the water at Cassell Creek after midnight.
A space invader from planet Pluto has purportedly been perceived on frequent instances in Cunningham Park late in the night gazing.
An ET from another planet can frequently be distinguished traveling on a mule beside a road in the neighborhood of Lerna.
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Ghost Sightings From Lerna
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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