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These are some lies we made up about Lemont.
A giant springbok may be seen very often fishing from the shore of Lake Strini very late at night.
An alien from space has now and then been witnessed beneath a frightening towering tree in Black Partridge Forest Preserve clutching a headbone.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is now and then perceived in Abbeywood Park at night weeping.
A fairly transparent man outfitted as the captain of a freight ship is known to have been observed on several instances sitting at the dining table in a Lemont flat gazing.
Issac Newton may every so often be made out struggling out of Lilly Cache Slough covered in filth at midnight.
A big scary ghost has repeatedly been distinguished walking through a building in Lemont.
The ghost of a chained up man is frequently made out floating along East Branch Du Page River at night. A local says that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Lemont resident. Nonetheless, this
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is a horrible ghost that should be stayed away from.
A massive ground hog can frequently be perceived walking through a trailer near Lemont.
An ET from Venus may be seen frequently staggering through a Lemont area graveyard.
The phantom of a youthful lady drenched in blood has occasionally been perceived quite near Illinois & Michigan
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Canal National Heritage Corridor calling names of people.
An ET from another world is from time to time perceived at Centennial Beach at midnight looking at the waves by the shore.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions spending time in a vacant dwelling in Lemont.
A guy having the head of a goblin may every so often be witnessed riding on a moped on a murky highway near Lemont. In any case, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across on a dark night.
A space invader was spotted in a house in Lemont.
An extremely large opossum came into view at Goose Lake Prairie State Park chucking boulders.
An Anchisaurus was noticed in a Lemont home.
A lady ablaze, carrying a petroleum tank appeared wandering down a deserted highway in the vicinity of Lemont. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other in attendance.
An martian vacationer from another world was perceived showing up in a bathroom mirror.
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space alien from planet Venus was perceived seated on a sofa in a home in the neighborhood of Lemont.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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