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These are some lies we made up about Leland.
A massive chimpanzee may be distinguished time and again floating in the air like a blimp in Leland.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has sometimes been made out hauling a dead body from the ice cold water of Little Indian Creek late in the night.
An ET from outer space is occasionally perceived in Glen Park very late at night hauling a dead body over the grass.
A terrifying being is known to have been seen on a handful of occasions looking at a lady sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Leland. Many people who live here claim this phantom is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Leland local person.
A huge sheep may once in a while be perceived trying on a shirt in a Leland residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Leland
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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