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Lake Zurich, Illinois Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Lake Zurich.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be witnessed very frequently looking at an old woman sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Lake Zurich.
A space alien from planet Venus has occasionally been spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Echo Lake at night.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is now and then spotted at Countryside Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking pleasure in the surroundings.
The ghost of a street bum has purportedly been noticed on several instances trying to locate a person in Ashwood Park at midnight.
The ghost of an aged sorceress may occasionally be distinguished before dawn struggling out of Rays Lake covered in dirty water. Lots of people who live here declare this spirit may be the soul of a local who died here in Lake Zurich before the present.
A woman's body having a horse's head was perceived in a hardware store in the Lake Zurich neighborhood.
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The appearance of the observer terrified the phantom who then disappeared.
A gargantuan eland appeared creeping out from a drain hole on a Lake Zurich street in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A semi decomposed human cadaver was noticed in Sullivan Woods before sunrise digging an opening in the earth. The ghost mumbled about revenging
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a killing.
An extraterrestrial materialized snooping in mailboxes at night in Lake Zurich.
An alien voyager from deep space was witnessed playing a melody on a guitar in a Lake Zurich home.
An alien from Saturn was seen in Chain O'Lakes State Park at the ranger station pushing orbs about.
A space invader from deep space has regularly been spotted in a Lake Zurich school on a dark night walking the corridors.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is frequently noticed in a mirror in a Lake Zurich flat; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
A gargantuan baboon has allegedly been distinguished on many instances seeking a map by a parked Pontiac in a Lake Zurich parking lot around midnight.
A sizeable menacing monster may regularly be observed quite near the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor tossing boulders.
An alien voyager from outer space may be observed repeatedly in a Lake Zurich area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a planter dressed
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in a worn hat is occasionally made out drinking blood from a mug after midnight on a sidewalk in Lake Zurich.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Zurich
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Ghost Sightings From Lake Zurich
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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