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These are some lies we made up about La Grange Park.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has often been noticed at Addison Creek around midnight chucking chunks of concrete into the current.
A space man from Pluto is often perceived in Airie Crown Woods very late at night hunting with a rifle.
An extremely large dingo can frequently be made out taking in the landscape at Lyons Dam after midnight.
The ghost of a civil war soldier can be perceived repeatedly around midnight flying across Miller Meadow. It's been argued that this exact ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who died here in La Grange Park in the past.
A colossal aardvark has every so often been seen marching down a wild highway right next door to La Grange Park.
An extremely large ape is occasionally spotted resting in a beanbag in a mobile home outside La Grange Park.
An alien from outer space is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions destroying a shoe in Austin Gardens Park before
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sunrise.
The ghost of a guy having satanic symbols carved into his back can once in a while be spotted in a metal boat on Mays Lakes looking for a book. Based on what the people who live here claim, this phantom may perhaps be a distinguished yesteryear resident of La Grange Park.
The ghost of the driver of a train was witnessed in the
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backseat of a Honda by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror at night. Many people in the vicinity have had comparable occurrences with the same ghost.
A woman lacking a head was distinguished raking leaves in the front yard of an apartment in La Grange Park. This spirit is incredibly active in this vicinity; there have been frequent other sightings of this particular spirit.
The ghost of a youthful female with a cable around her neck materialized relaxing on a sofa in a building in La Grange Park. This is one of those phantoms that is perceived repeatedly nearby.
Frankenstein's Monster was witnessed in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor right by the ranger station reading a tabloid.
A gigantic boar was perceived searching for a woman next to a streetlight in La Grange Park.
An enormously chilling ghost has repeatedly been distinguished rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a La Grange Park house at midnight.
A big bloodcurdling ogre is regularly spotted
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looking in Chain O'Lakes State Park at the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From La Grange Park
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Ghost Sightings From La Grange Park
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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