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These are some lies we made up about La Grange.
A massive mule can now and then be perceived in Airie Crown Woods at night pitching a tent.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has regularly been perceived before dawn floating along Addison Creek.
A guy that transformed into a vampire is frequently noticed taking a rest at a coffee table in a La Grange home contemplating.
A glowing human figure has purportedly been distinguished on numerous instances very late at night looking over Miller Meadow. One of the folks who live here firmly claims that this spirit is that of a local person who had a house here in La Grange in the past.
A colossal bison may be perceived frequently trying to dump a body in Belly Deep Slough at midnight.
An ET from space has occasionally been observed staring at the water by Bull Frog Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Issac Newton is once in a while seen near the water's edge at Joes Pond staring wrathfully at the viewer.
An enormous
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grizzly bear has supposedly been seen on a few instances striding through a building in La Grange.
An alien can once in a while be noticed being carried by a mare along a highway in close proximity to La Grange.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was observed covering a cadaver by a big boulder in Aspen Park before
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sunrise.
A Pterodactyl materialized at a coin operated phone in La Grange talking on the telephone.
The ghost of a young man having on a coat showed up in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor outside the park headquarters guzzling apple juice. Further reports of this ghost have been described. Several of the people who live here allege this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who have the nerve to upset the serenity in La Grange.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy was witnessed wandering through a La Grange vicinity churchyard.
A decapitated man has often been noticed reading a newsletter along a secluded road in the vicinity of La Grange after midnight.
An ET from another world is repeatedly witnessed hanging out in an empty farmhouse in La Grange.
A female with her head and left arm and right leg removed has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances sniveling in Goose Lake Prairie State Park right by the park headquarters.
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giant ibex can be noticed repeatedly standing by a secluded road close to La Grange.
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Ghost Sightings From La Grange
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Ghost Sightings From La Grange
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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