Kirkland

 
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A very large kangaroo may regularly be perceived dragging a cadaver from the freezing water of Bull Run late at night.

An alien from space can be witnessed over and over again hauling a cadaver across the dirt in Flora Prairie Nature Preserve late at night.

Vasco da Gama has occasionally been noticed articulating into the night as if somebody besides was nearby.
    
An enormous dormouse has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions walking a Collie in the early morning hours on a murky Kirkland road.

The ghost of a jetliner pilot may every so often be distinguished watching TV in a Kirkland living room after midnight. Several of the locals assert this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while journeying through Kirkland some time ago.

 

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