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These are some lies we made up about Kirkland.
A very large bat was observed by Bull Run consuming a sandwich.
The phantom of a woman with a dagger in her chest has frequently been observed smoking a pipe in Flora Prairie Nature Preserve at midnight.
The ghost of a shackled up lady is frequently distinguished snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Kirkland. A lot of people who live here allege this ghost loves scaring foolhardy people who have the guts to disturb the silence in Kirkland. In any case, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that any wise person would not want to bump into.
A woman holding her head underneath her arm is rumored to have been distinguished on a small number of instances playing a tune on a harpsichord in a Kirkland building.
An martian vacationer from outer space can be spotted often in a mirror in a Kirkland home; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Kirkland
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Ghost Sightings From Kirkland
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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