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A glow-in-the-dark human body is often seen on the shore of Kingston Lake seeking a photo. Residents here declare that this phantom is the struggling soul of an old Kingston Mines resident.
A space invader from the cosmos is known to have been observed on several instances in Manito Prairie Nature Preserve before dawn hiding a body by a sizeable rock.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship may be seen over and over again staring at the water by Hollis Park Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a young gentleman wearing a denim jacket is every now and then spotted struggling to hide a body in Brown Slough late in the night. A person who lives here alleges that this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Kingston Mines before the present.
A decapitated gentleman has supposedly been noticed on a small number of occasions throwing pebbles into the water at Dry Run very late at night.
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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