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An alien from the cosmos is known to have been made out on a small number of instances scraping out a nook by Brubaker Creek.
A space man can frequently be noticed at C and E I Reservoir Dam around midnight mounding rocks.
An martian explorer from another galaxy may be witnessed very frequently in Tully Park in the early morning hours hauling a dead body across the dirt.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head has every now and then been observed gardening in the garden of a residence in Kell. Whatever folks articulate, this ghost undoubtedly is menacing; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The phantom of a woman with a sack bound around her head is every so often spotted seated in an armchair in a flat in Kell. It's been alleged that this exact ghost may perhaps be a well-known former time local of Kell.
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Ghost Sightings From Kell
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Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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