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These are some lies we made up about Justice.
A massive fawn has sometimes been seen by Belly Deep Slough sniveling.
A big chilling dragon is every so often noticed beneath a tall tree in Airie Crown Woods staring.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has purportedly been perceived on several instances glancing over Plank Road Meadow at night. Anyhow, it's a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at midnight.
An alien tourist from outer space may every so often be noticed burying a dead body by a big boulder in Altman Park after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has repeatedly been made out taking a rest on a bench in a flat close to Justice.
A gargantuan bull is often noticed by Swallow Cliffs terrifying folks.
A space invader has purportedly been observed on one or two occasions by Crooked Creek shuffling orbs about.
Nicolaus Copernicus may often be observed screaming people's names at Bull Frog Lake Dam in the early morning hours
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before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space may be observed frequently in a motor boat on Lake Arrowhead facing the viewer.
A gargantuan ground hog is occasionally spotted in the rear seat of a Nissan by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A space man from Jupiter has allegedly
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been made out on numerous instances mowing the lawn in the front garden of a house in Justice.
An Icthyosaurus was noticed by an old man camping at a campground right next door to Justice.
An extraterrestrial from outer space came into sight seated on the floor in a mobile home in Justice.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship was made out devastating a shoe near Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
A gigantic chimpanzee emerged marching from house to house after midnight on a Justice residential street.
The ghost of an appallingly charred woman was witnessed sitting at the dining table in a Justice trailer. This is one of those phantoms that is seen frequently in close proximity.
An alien from Venus was spotted guzzling orange juice in Goose Lake Prairie State Park outside the ranger station.
A very large peccary has regularly been noticed staring at people in a Justice trailer through a window.
The ghost of a gentleman having a word cut into his foot is often made out in a deserted location outside Justice.
Cinderella can frequently be spotted spitting at passing cars by the side of a gloomy road near Justice.
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Ghost Sightings From Justice
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Ghost Sightings From Justice
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
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