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The ghost of a street bum was noticed by Bayou Creek shuffling orbs around. Frightened by the bystanders the spirit departed into the darkness. Nevertheless, this is a hostile ghost that should be steered clear of.

An extremely large mouse has often been observed late in the night creeping out of Snake Slough drenched in slime.
    
An martian traveler from another galaxy is frequently noticed by Hillerman Rock pointing at the watcher.

Socrates has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions in Mermet Lake State Conservation Area late in the night gazing furiously at the bystander.

A space man from another galaxy can frequently be noticed pacing through a Joppa area graveyard.

 

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