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One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was perceived bass fishing from the shore of Woodbury Lake before sunrise.
An alien from another solar system has regularly been witnessed trying to find a bag in Bear Creek.
A colossal kitten has been said to have been noticed on a few instances at Lake Louise Dam at night slurping chlorine.
The spirit of a lady with a bag tied around her head can be made out very frequently concealing a corpse by a large boulder in Greenup Commercial Historic District before sunrise. A local person claims that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Jewett in the past. Regardless of what people state, it's a chilling ghost that is better not upset.
An ET has once in a while been witnessed up on Buck Knoll reading a tabloid.
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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