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These are some lies we made up about Itasca.
An extraterrestrial from Mars can sometimes be distinguished at Lake Kadijah Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the panorama.
A semi rotten human cadaver was observed at night floating along on Meacham Creek. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being distinguished. Loads of local residents allege this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Itasca.
An enormous hare was seen digging a hole in the earth in Busse Forest North after midnight.
A space man from another solar system appeared gazing across Elk Pasture late in the night.
An extraterrestrial was observed in Abrahamsen Park before dawn concealing a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out by a man hiking along a trail outside Itasca.
A Centrosaurus has repeatedly been witnessed taking a rest on a stool in a residence in Itasca.
A huge zebra is often seen glugging
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down orange juice beside a streetlight in Itasca.
A woman on fire, hauling a gasoline tank has been said to have been seen on frequent instances searching through the freezer in the kitchen of an Itasca building at midnight. Residents who have spotted this ghost claim this ghost could be a renowned former time dweller of Itasca.
A space
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alien from Saturn may repeatedly be noticed seated at a table in an Itasca mobile home.
A giant puppy can be witnessed very often in a desolate place in close proximity to Itasca.
The phantom of a planter in a hat has every so often been noticed outside the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor gripping a skull.
A young girl having on a bloody dress has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances sending a letter at an Itasca post office.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may now and then be spotted staring at the entrance to Chain O'Lakes State Park.
A woman with a sea-green face has repeatedly been observed conversing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was nearby.
A space alien from outer space is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances walking a Saint Bernard very late at night on a shady Itasca residential road.
A man having a machete in his head can frequently be perceived watching shows in an Itasca living room at midnight. A resident asserts
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that this phantom is in all probability the undeparted phantom of a person who used to reside here in Itasca.
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Ghost Sightings From Itasca
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Ghost Sightings From Itasca
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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